A huge bitch. That big machine is going to eat everyone on the dancefloor just for the fun of it. A big machine was burned in her house on "Whats Eating Gilbert Grape".
by Jared Coldwell May 02, 2006
Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.
Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.
A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.
Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.
A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.
by Glenn Jacobs September 09, 2004
A machine or tool that is constantly or permanently broken. Can also refer to people who constantly go through mental breakdowns over the smallest thing.
Customer: leme get uhh 2 big maBs wit sum Bheese
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn
Cashier: big mac machine broke
Customer: bihhh fix that joint rn
by Hex4Nova April 08, 2017
The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020