The biggest man of all. A big kin drinks soon much protein he is 85% muscle mass. He makes all ladies swoon. He enjoys eating a big steak while watching his favorite tv show, P90X workouts. His mother breast feed him until he was 48 months. He has most of his baby fat left. His mother puts him through rigorous exercises everyday. He is constantly combing his hair. When he runs into something, that something falls down. Became a black belt at age 2. A true ninja warrior. Ranked number 1 high school cheerleading competitions, recruited by Alabama and Auburn. During his football career, he was forced to run, head down, into a pile of rambunctious african whistling donkeys and threw them all across Canada. Got in a fight with Ronda Rousey, tried to hook up with her, got scissor kicked in the genitals. 200% confidence allows to make super babies with females. Each one of his kids is 200 pounds coming out of the womb. Engaged in a drinking contest with a polar bear. Won.
by bigkinlover69 June 11, 2016