May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Big-C is the nickname for fairly large people that have a name that starts with "C". Big-C is just a great person and is bloody huge and can pull bulk babes.
by yaboibigdaddyD March 26, 2018
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Fan: Have you heard the latest Big C song? Fuck That Soulja Boy?
Kid: No where can I find it?
Fan: www.myspace.com/bigcfrom985
Kid: Holy shit man, he's right FUCK THAT SOULJA BOY
Kid: No where can I find it?
Fan: www.myspace.com/bigcfrom985
Kid: Holy shit man, he's right FUCK THAT SOULJA BOY
by Big C from the 985 September 15, 2007
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a large, long, double sided, C shaped dildo that goes in the anus and vagina. The frontal piece (vagina) is a vibrator, and the back (anus) is a piston that goes up and down inside the butt. Off of this C shaped dildo is a cushioned handle for great handling.
by PO PO April 30, 2015
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An emo girl (I think)who has a perverted mind, who lies to everyone and makes up stories to get attention, and claims to have done a dixie cup of speed.
Also has a mentally unstable mother who helps BIG C in making up lies to try to get other people in trouble or to talk to BIG C.
Also has a mentally unstable mother who helps BIG C in making up lies to try to get other people in trouble or to talk to BIG C.
by xxonedeadcopxx December 12, 2008