outdoor toilet particularly in the midwest

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Biffy=Bathroom, Restroom.

best friend forvever , a more musical version of bff

Bathroom In the Forest For You. Latrine.

A Spliff. A cigarette rolled with both tobacco and marijuana. Alternative to the word Bifta.

(n) A person who is your best friend and you and everyone else finds him or her very attractive and or sexy and they are ignorant to this beauty. This attractiveness is not bias and is not derived from the fact that they are your best friend. They have just kind of grown out of awkwardness and stumbled into beautiful perfection.