When you edge a woman until she can’t control herself and then you jackhammer fart right on her clit so she squirts all over your dirty asshole to clean it up.
Isabelle and I ran out of toilet paper last night so we had to perform the bidet in bed.
by darkraian December 30, 2022
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When one is being excessively feminine and or a big gaping asshole they are said to be "on the bidet"
"Haha I had sex with your mom last night"
"Dude get off the bidet"
by Philly-BA April 24, 2007
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I can't believe he's making out with another man on the dance floor while his boyfriend is watching. What a bidet.
by soanim8ed July 17, 2010
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When a man/woman spits on another man or woman’s asshole before anal sex
“Tommy I forgot my lube in the car
“That’s okay honey, I’ll just give you a bidet
by Black cherry July 4, 2019
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1. A accessory water fixture located in or beside a toilet used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
2. A porcelain bowl with a water fixture used for the purposes of cleaning one's arse.
Example

Person 1: The supermarket was out of toilet paper! What are we going to do now? We can't possibly clean our arses.

Person 2: Have you considered retrofitting a bidet? Some can cost literally less that $50 on Amazon, are simple to install, saves you money and uses less water than toilet paper production in the long run, leaves your bum cleaner and without irritation, and you will never run out of cleaning power so long as there is running water. It also saves a shit tonne of toilet paper which means the toilet paper shortage won't affect you as much. They are superior in almost every way.

Person 1: That's absurd! I will never use a bidet. I'll just use newspapers to clean my arse.

Person 2: *Intensely, but quietly judging Person 1's life decisions.*
by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020
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The name given to a person who enjoys the act of using one’s tongue on the anus in order to gain and or give sexual pleasure.

A bidet within a bathroom is a device used to clean one’s anus and buttocks. The tounge during the act of rimming in the same way cleans the very same area.
“Did you take home Bidet last night?”

Yes I did, and this morning I’m squeaky clean.”
by EggsUK February 25, 2010
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