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The name given to a person who enjoys the act of using one’s tongue on the anus in order to gain and or give sexual pleasure.

A bidet within a bathroom is a device used to clean one’s anus and buttocks. The tounge during the act of rimming in the same way cleans the very same area.
“Did you take home Bidet last night?”

Yes I did, and this morning I’m squeaky clean.”
by EggsUK February 25, 2010
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super duper deluxe commode enema
um...... it's French!!!! r0flaffl
by ~''~ March 16, 2005
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a person that seems attractive in clothes, but is ugly when naked.
"Oh my god, I slept with him and he is such a bidet."
by UKWildcat11 May 13, 2010
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Bidet means 'little pony or little horse' in french.

A bidet is an accessory that resembles a toilet. It's not made to replace the use of toilet paper but rather to wash or jet blast the genitalia, perineum, anus and inner buttocks. Electronic bidets are wildly used by women and men across the globe to achieve mind blowing orgasms. While seated in a straddling position, the long nozzle is designed to reach the vulva and the tip of the penis. Men with larger penises are able to push the nozzle through the meatus which helps to expel any grizzled semen which may sandbag a plethoric blow. Women can push the nozzle into their vagina and ride the bidet like a pony while manipulating the water jet settings to stimulate the clitoris.
The newer models are all remote controlled with heating elements that blow warm air to dry the user. Illuminating night lights, heated seats, built in deodorizers and activated carbon filters which removes nasty odours are all added features to help achieve a hygienic orgasmic bliss.
Who needs a significant other when you can have a bidet.
by Yukon Gold February 21, 2018
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<hygene> The process of washing one's ass in a public bathroom. May require an accomplice to hold the door closed and better if documented on video.
by D@nny April 19, 2007
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When a person is giving another a blumpkin (oral sex while the receiver is on the toilet) and the giver initiates a rim job on the receiver.
She gave him a bidet in the bathroom an hour ago
by Cornholio514 November 12, 2016
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