"I think some cool motherfucker sat down a long time ago and said, Let's figure out a way to control motherfuckers. That's why they came up with the Bible."
god forbid, the bible is true :P
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A book of contents that is so simple that a child can grasp yet baffles many adults. The Bible is believed to be inspired by a relational deity YHWH, manifesting his character that crescendos at the death and resurrection of Jesus, the cross.

The Bible is often described as a Love letter, as agape (unconditional) Love is a recurring theme.

The Bible is one of the most influential books of all time and for literary purposes well worth a read. Translated from Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic in which the King James Version (KJV) or NewKJV is supposedly the most accurate English translation.

It is divided in two segments yet unitarily one. The Old Testament is the New Testament concealed whilst the New Testament is the Old reviled.

Testament meaning covenant, and in its context: the Old Relational agreement between man and God/ the New Relational Agreement.

It is preyed upon by ignorant sceptics, bashed by intellectual cowards and profaned by foolish zealots. Often taken out of historical or cultural context and miss quoted, usually done so to manipulate and control or comfort moral insecurities.
Belligerent, smug, Ignorant sceptic- Lol what? You reading that thing don’t you know it says the earth is flat which science disproves…

Reply – The Bible never clams such lunacy for example Job 26:7 and Luke 17:34-35. Science, in some opinions supports Biblical text (ID). Maybe you should question your own beliefs before preying on others.

Haughty Intellectual Coward – Jesus was a tyrant and the only sufficient use of the bible is a mediocre paper weight.

Reply - Your bias opinions have blinded you. You dare not belittle the teachings of Mahmud. With such intellectual endeavour why not spend some of your energy examining your faulty constructivism.

Profaning fooling Zealot – God hates Fags!

Reply – Don’t you know the scripture that you self propagate? “God is mighty, but despises no one” (Job 36:5), your corrupt zealot fervors have allowed you to become narcissistic, scorning and profaning the gospel truth, ironically spawning misconceptions upon unbelievers.
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God's revelation of Himself, His love for fallen mankind, and His plan of redemption.
I should read the Bible more, so I can learn more about my Jesus, my Savior and Lord.
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1,000 doses of LSD, usually in the form of 10 sheets of blotter acid (100 doses).
Church is for reading Bibles, music festivals are for eating Bibles.
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The best book in the history of mankind
shows us what God wants and how to live your life.
still holds true to this day and shows how He(The Lord) looks out for us and how to get to Heaven (not through good works but believing)
Jesus Christ my savior is the Lamb of God as it says in The Bible
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the only true FACT the world has ever known. It documents for us sinners the coming, life, death, and resurrection of my lord, Jesus Christ. It is without a doubt the most holy book in the world, and to diss it is to condemn yourselves.
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16 as it says in the bible
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according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'
oh my GOSH becy look at her BIBLE....
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