Friend 1: What did you do last night?
Friend 2: BHS

She suffers from bhs

Wife's text: Where the fuck r u??!!
Husband's reply text: Buying you flowers. BHS :)
Wife's text: WTF??? It's 3 AM
Husband's text: Fine, I'm not buying you flowers. Actually, I'm in the drunk tank.

Bridy: I feel one coming!
Will: What's that?
Bridy: A BHS!
Will: CODE BROWN

My boyfriend gets all BH when I won't let him stick it in my ass

Person A - Hi
Person B - Hi,bh
Person A - awwwwwww, bh to you too

cari gold