Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Sweaty, Itchy or Sticky Bollocks.

Polite term for knacker discomfort

British sound-a-like slang:
Betty Swollocks =
Sweaty Bollocks*


*Balls, cohones, testicles etc.

Sweaty erm... testicles, I'm sure you can work it out ;)