When you and a partner agree not to masturbate until a certain date but they do it anyway and make you aware of them breaking the promise.
by Spittingstraightfacts January 02, 2020
a sexual act in which you are receiving a blumpkin. While you are getting one, you finish in her mouth, stand up and shove her head in the toilet; sit down and flush. Will end relationship.
A "Hey man, I was getting a blumpkin and gave her a lowland betrayal"
b "haha nice, she's you're ex now right?"
A "Yup she'll be washing her bathroom and hair for weeks"
b "haha nice, she's you're ex now right?"
A "Yup she'll be washing her bathroom and hair for weeks"
by Jekyl January 02, 2010
when someone does something to you that just makes you wanna go to a Chinese dag eating festival and throw a live jack Russel onto a pan for the boys
by Big_Boy_Tim October 23, 2020
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