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A boring suburb of Washington D.C., where all the students are way too tense, the drivers are horrible, there's nothing to do but go to restaurants, and everything is dead silent after ten o'clock. Unless you are age 0-10 or 45+, please look elsewhere for a city.
Guy #1: Hey what should we do tonight?
Guy #2: Let's go to Bethesda!
Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: Nevermind. Let's go to your place and do something exciting like watching the weather channel.
by Delmarvin January 25, 2009
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Bethesda (or Chevy Chace) is a nice city nestled between DC and its neighbor the west, Potomac. Fairly aflluent, with many nice older homes and expensive condos. Aside from Potomac, Bethesda is where the rich and affluent of the DC metropolitain area live. If your lucky enough to have been born into Bethesda, you envy only one person: he who lives in Potomac; this isnt so bad though, I mean so does everyone else, right?
Person from Bethesda: Im so pissed, i wrecked my bimmer and I cant drive it for two weeks while its in the shop.

Person from Potomac: Psshhh that sucks, when i wrecked my maserati my parents flipped for a ferrari.

Person from (Insert your town here): Fuck you guys...
by wish u were me March 01, 2006
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You see more Mercedes than Toyotas, and every girl over 10 has a cell phone, a credit card with a $5000 limit, and wears $80 Steve Maddens.
How you like me now, when my pinky's valued over three hundred thousand.
by LRod May 10, 2005
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One of the best game developers in the world. Creators of the Elder Scrolls series.
Bethesda created Morrowind, the best game in the world.
by The Ultimate Grunt January 16, 2004
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A city in Maryland, in the county of Montgomery.

Widely known for it's many restaurants and its relaxing, friendly environment.

my 360 is broken and im really bored. i sent it in to repairs about a week ago because it had the red ring of death. how long does it take for them to send me a repaired/refurbished xbox? my parents left today and are out of town and i have nothing to do. for example, today (a 2-hour delay), i had nothing to do when i got home. i was so bored that i watched dr. phil. then i called my friend and i was willing to PAY him to let me borrow his 360. also, the nuggets lost. what a terrible day

bethesda, in reality, is REALLY boring. NOBODY goes out and eats besides studs. all their is to do is play games and study. school is also really boring in this city and very competitive so you shouldn't move here if you're looking for a good education. additionally, bethesda is so large in size that you can't drive or walk out of it. basically you're stuck. wow this place sucks. hopefully i get my 360 soon tho .
Kid 1: Wow there's seriously NOTHING to do here.
Kid 2: Let's just play NBA 2k8.
Kid 1: My 360 broke.
Kid 2: My god bethesda sucks...

James: Let's do something tonight dude.
Henry: I can't, I've been stuck in traffic for the past hour and it doesn't look like it's dying down.
James: Wow...bethesda SUCKS.

Emily: im so drunk
Joe: same
Emily: i g2g study l8r
Joe: bethesda CANT get any worse.
by hop hop hop February 13, 2008
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Poor Craftsmanship, Buggy, Glitchy, Fucked-Up, Fowled up, Broken
Its a total Bethesda!
by oyate oti March 31, 2019
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