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Bestestest Fwend

Noun. The friend you you can turn to when times are shitty. Your bestestest fwend may hate you for your horrible spelling, but hey, its pretty cute. This friend is more than a best frend; they are you bestestest fwend. It is important to know that there is a difference between a best friend and a bestestest fwend. Your bestestest fwend may hate you at times, but it will always work out, because you guys are bestestest fwends.
Bestestest Fwend #1- So yeah, this girl i like wants to be my only best friend....
Bestestest Fwend #2- Noooooooo! What'd you say?!?
Bestestest Fwend #1- I said ok to her...
Bestestest Fwend #2-(crying)
Bestestest Fwend #1-....i told her that she can be my only best friend. But YOU are my bestestest fwend. There's a difference.
Bestestest Fwend #2- You told her that?

Bestestest Fwend #1- Yeah...
Bestestest Fwend #2- OMG, i love you!

Beatest meat 

One who aspires to beat meat everyday without hesitation,embarassment or perendination. The beatest meat tends to beat their meat more often than anyone else
Tree is the beatest meat of them all
Beatest meat by Tomokiman September 20, 2016
Patrick is the bestiest buddy to maggie
bestiest by pnaremore October 28, 2013

bestwestern baby 

A bestwestern baby is someone who should have been a cum stain on the mattress in a bestwestern hotel; an accidental child
Wife: I told my husband to pullout , but he took to long, and now we have a bestwestern baby
Lady: Darn, that sucks
bestwestern baby by Lokij December 29, 2016

Bestester 

The ultimate compliment you can give when describing someone. Formed from combining bestest and better.
Lindsay is bestester than anyone else
Bestester by WooleyWanka June 29, 2016
meaning you best do someting a person asks or requests of you
a person says you should go to work, the other says you best bestent you, or i best bestent i.
bestent by Snarly May 28, 2008