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A very sexy man with an insanely large... ego.
That Besmirtch asked Milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face.
by JelloKitty October 27, 2003
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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he who has lots of wet dreams
besmirtch woke up thinking that he had pissed himself.
by Nalin October 29, 2003
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a whac poster who thinks he is the fucking bomb
damn did u see besmitch new post its whac.
by cracker August 23, 2003
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the HONGRIEST motherfucker to walk the face of the earth, second to Just Blaze of course!
Damn Smirtch, you HONGRY for them cool beans yo!!!
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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