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an extremely fat homo who can consume 2,000 pounds of bacon at once. he enjoys making videos attempting to look cool by dancing with his pants down.

should not play soccer without a shirt (this can save young girls lives since they will not need to see his sweaty fat rolls)

thinks he can someday have sex but is toooo fat to do so.
OMG that kid is such a bertrand, did you notice how the ground shook when he played jump rope??!?!?!?!?!!?
by Shorty747 February 16, 2008
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A large gay man that prefers violent penetration from behind.
That guy collects pellet guns. What a Bertrand.
by SpankyHanky May 29, 2020
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