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bert mccracken is someone that I once knew and care very much about. He is more than just "crazy" or "hot" or all of the other typical descriptions, he is much more complicated and difficult and interesting. So much so, in fact, that I couldn't possibly try and define him.
I wish him all the things that he has ever dreamed of having, I only wish he didn't have to hurt himself so much in the process. But I guess it has always been that way with him and probably always will.
I doubt very much that he will ever see this, but if he does he should know that I love him and wish him the best. Oh, and even though it's not as fun as watching you play with " I'm with Stupid", I even listen to your music every now and then.
by rachel a. August 27, 2003
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Berts fucking amazing! His screaming is a rush and I live for that mother fucker....
by Anonymous November 01, 2003
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bert is the sexiest mann ever i freaken adore him and wanna fuck him sooo fucking bad!!!! the used kicks ass!
i wanna fuck bert mccracken from the used!
by amanda March 07, 2005
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the lead vocalist of the used and epitomy of hot. writes amazing songs that make me want to cry. (the fact that he dated kelly osbourne doesn't take away from his hot bert essence. nothing can. sorry.)
by rad April 18, 2005
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One hott mother fucking singer in the band The Used who has the cutest laugh i've ever heard, kinda seems like a drug addict and likes to kiss guys but is totally and completely RAPEABLE MATERIAL!!!
what the hell am i supposed to put here?
...i love him...?
by Daisy April 01, 2005
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I met him and got to hug him. And he definately is one of the coolest people I have ever met!
by Lisa November 14, 2003
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