“I heard Chad took Kyle home last night.”
“Was it any good?”
“I don’t think so, I think they were just mashin’ berries”

Jamie was so happy when she got engaged to Joe, but then he Tee Berried her and took the ring back.

This pasta is the berries!
I love that band, they’re the berries!

Yasmin became nervous and tinkle berries came running down her skirt

I love it when a girl sucks on my tit berry.

Travis berry is gay

Me: I went down on my missus and came across some vagangle berries.

Mate: what did you do?
Me: spat em out and kept going
Mate spews