the sexist man ALIVE (also plays football).his penis is SO large, that the earth is one of his balls.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

a sexual manuever in which the dominant parter take a shit in his/her hand and throws it at the other in a sidearmed fashion.