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An idiot. Similar in tone to 'prat', 'prick', 'twat' or similar. Originally from the rhyming slang 'Berkeley Hunt', for 'cunt', although not generally considered as offensive as that.
What did you do that for, you stupid berk?
by Axel Fendersson January 26, 2006
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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He is the sweetest person I have ever met in my life, such an understanding, thoughtful, kind and funny boy. He is the only reason that I don’t deny anything I did, cuz all of them brought me here, and created the chance for me to meet him. He is a little shy, but still he talks to you in a warm way that makes you want to be his best friend for a life time. So Berk is a friend, who deserves smiling in every second and who I will support and love no matter what happens.
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by Esphela August 02, 2019
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Blue plastacine charactor from the 80s cartoon Trapdoor. Overworked servant to the thing upstairs!
Damn Globits! I loves a bit of bonkin'! BERRRRRRRRRK! FEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEE!
by Pete the Boss August 19, 2004
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One who is unaccustomed to life in the outer planes; a person who lives on the prime material plane; an insult used by planers to insult the clueless; in short, an idiot
In Sigil, the berks are killed quickly.
by Haer Dalis June 15, 2003
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Rv - "where's Jason?"
Kirst - "Shit off you berk, how should I know?"
by i'm a cockney February 06, 2009
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