a dude you meet on discord with (usually) a frog profile picture or a picture of himself. he’s the best at first and then turns into a fucking asshat. he’s still cute tho 🙄 but we don’t talk abt it. fake asf, ain’t loyal, tweets dumb shit on twitter. likes bento boxes, hates lobsterias.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk