a word that you can add to any friends name when they are being selfish

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

The act of forcing your bare skinned rear end into another's face in which the nose of the recipient is prodded deep into the rectum of the donor. When delivering a berger it is almost always necessary to have accomplices pin down the beneficiary beforehand to ensure cooperation.

the guy that still can beat the living shit out of the two authors above him

to diarrhea into plasctic bag then freeze it. once properly frozen and hard, you beat the person with it. once knocked out you take the frozen diarrhea out of the bag and place it on stomach.

A Berger is an incredibly ugly child. A Berger is always higly contagious and annoying. A berger can commonly be found loitering around Tamarrama beach, scots and under trucks.

Sticking one’s naked Butt into a defenseless person's face. Ideally the nose of the recipient will rest submerged in the rectum of the one who is performing the "Berger". For full success to be declared there must be visible feces on, or around, the nose of the recipient.