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Green Beret

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Stop calling me a green beret...I'm not a hat.
by abc March 19, 2005
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raspberry beret

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A mentrating woman's equivilent to a mushroom stamping, in which she drops trou' and rubs her bloody cooch on a bald mans head, or a full haied mans forehead, thus endowing him with a thin red, yet jauntily worn raspberry chapeaux.
I passed out early on in the party and that bitch Sally Rottenkrotch squatted over me on the couch and gave me a Raspberry Beret
by Tang Tickler December 3, 2009
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Raspberry Beret

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The commission of a bare-assed fart on a bald man's head. (hence the "raspberry" sound.) This act can be of the sexual fetish or horrible college prank nature.
Nick was being such a douche at Jills party last night that we held him down and Tom gave him a Raspberry Beret. We laughed till we puked.
by Axl VanJovi November 24, 2011
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The act of shitting onto your lover's head.
"Jerry, what the fuck is that on your head?!?!"
"My wife gave me a French Beret."
by word slicer November 15, 2020
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italian beret

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When a grown Italian man teabags the back of a child's head at a middle school baseball game. Always initiated from the seat directly behind, left leg propped up on the back of the child's chair. For a propped right leg see Italian Sombrero.
Hey, Delia, did you see that sweet Italian Sombrero at the game last night? Dude, that was me and it was totally an Italian Beret .
by FetusFracas November 15, 2015
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rasberry beret

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jacking off so hard it turns your dick helmet deep red causing it to look like a raspberry.
"Dude, I went all European last night, It hurt so bad my rasberry Beret almost fell off!"

"But, I gave her a good eye shot!"
by Fran Langley February 5, 2008
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Green Beret

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A member of the Royal Marines, who specialise in amphibious operations.
Only after passing out at Lympstone can you EARN your green beret.
by Champers May 9, 2005
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