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A longer version of got me bent, with the addition of "twisted" to signify that the listener is both astonished AND irritated.
"Hey, why don't you buy me them new Jordan's?"

"What?! You got me bent AND twisted!"
by Tee Hi December 15, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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