Arguably the greatest professional wrestler of all time. His matches are still widely available online: if you can stomach what he did, you must check them out.

Benoit had major success in ECW, WCW and WWE and is recognized by PWI and WWE as a two-time world champ, having held both the WCW and WWE World Heavyweight Championships. He was booked to become a three-time world champ on the night of his death, winning the not-yet-disgraced ECW World Heavyweight Championship, which would surely have carried on its legacy rather than have it become a worthless piece of tin that was retired three years later.

Benoit was always known as a good man, not a calculating, immoral guy. He snapped. Brain malfucntions can happen to anyone at any time, folks.
Chris Benoit was the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Even the most heinous of crimes can't change this.
by Mr Harold June 11, 2010
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v. to choke out a bitch and/or small child
n. the act of choking out a bitch/and or small child

"Benoit" can also be used as a substitute
"Bitch, stop stealing the blankets or I will Chris Benoit your shivering ass."

"My dad pulled a Benoit and all I got was this fucking bible."
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Balls of increasing size evenly spaced on a string that you tuck away in your (or your partner's) anus. Then, right when you're about to orgasm, and not a moment before, you gently pull the string thereby releasing the balls uno by uno. Benoit balls come in plastic and metal, from petite to gi-normous.
Unknown to many god-fearing housewives, grapes are the benoit balls of choice for sodomites.
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A blues singer with the most awesome name in the entire world.
Cookie: I saw Thross and Tab Benoit in the same restuarant at the same time!!!
Johozaphat: Dude that's awesome
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Modern terminology for a murder suicide made popular by ex wwe wrestler Chris benoit when he killed his family and then himself
Jaysus, I narrowly avoided being Chris benoited when she had that meltdown.
by Bigfishsmallpond January 31, 2010
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a mother fucking bad ass with a beautiful sense of style
"dude, that guy is such an arman benoit!"
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I'm sorry, who?
Uh, we don't know a Chris Benoit here at the WWE. We know a Chris Jericho, though! Check him out!
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