Noun

A small boy trap in an adult body. Regardless of the body type this person has a big heart. Will make every one grin not smile with his corny joke.
Man: Knock Knock
Girl: Who's there?
Man: Baldabid
Girl: Baldabid who?
Man: You know I'm all 'boutdabid baldabid 2x
Girl: you are so benjie
by Joker@Work April 26, 2016
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Fat cunt that tries to sell sandwiches and has a shitty YouTube pages and gay
Stop being benji
by Notkevintobar May 31, 2018
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The hottest punk alive (Sid Vicious is dead :( ) He is not gay or anything!!!!If you don't agree I really don't care, go fuck yourself if it bothers you.He's the back up vocals and guitarist in one of my favorite bands and even though you all might think he's some evil posers or something just fuck off he's awesome to his fans and plays great music.The only reason people hate the band is because all of these "My favorite music is Hilary Duff and Good Charlotte but I only like good Charlotte because insert band member here is hot hehehe" and they're like 10 and they don't even understand what punk IS.
Me- Good Charlotte Rocks!!!And Benji is hot too.
Person- No they're posers!
Me- Go fuck yourself bitch!!!You don't even know what punk IS!!!!You listen to Hilary Duff and think that you're hard core.


P.S. To all of you other real punks who think they suck....you actually have the authority to say they suck because you actually know what punk rock is.
by mychemicalromance February 21, 2005
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A combination of "binge drinking" and "Ben."

A person who drinks himself into an alcohol-induced coma. Upon revival, he will usually claim to have "conquered alcohol..." Weeks later, he will once again be in the hospital for acute alcohol poisoning. Also, he's on cocaine. Worse yet, he attends Carlson School of Management, thus making him a douche bag.
Dude 1: Oh, man! I think Benji just got in trouble for cocaine possession!
Dude 2: Naw, he'd be in jail if he had coke.
Dude1: Meh, he's still a douche bag.

Girl 1: I heard that Benji was twitching in the hallway! Is he okay?
Girl 2: Yeah, that's normal for douche bags like him.
by Who DIDN'T post this? December 14, 2005
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A person who tells dorky imature jokes but is occasionally funny. Very boy-ish but girls can be benji's too. Benji's also use dorky phrases and usually speak in a nasal voice. Usually into simpsons and computer games. Benji's can be dorky but not A Dork, and it is also POSSIBLE for them to be cool.
'omg your such a Benj'
'That was such a Benji moment'
by hannah and alice March 04, 2005
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To be uncommonly stupid and unfunny even though your job specifically requires you to be both.
Howard was ready to throttle his 42-year-old comedy writer because he was being so benjy that it was ruining his show.
by MackDaddyKen September 06, 2009
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