Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Benji, a curly haired boy who is funny,weird,loving,caring, and friendly. He is always there to listen and will try to help you out with anything he loves all people and will do anything just to see smiles on your face everyday. Benji a person and symbol of positivity
by Whitechickass February 24, 2019
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Literally the most hung guy you’ll meet. Talk to him and you’ll fall for him in minutes. Never cheated in his life
by Who.could.it.be November 20, 2018
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The most amazing person to ever have walked planet earth. Usually has a penis around the size 9-16 inches. Is better than people named Ben, as Ben is a name for massive twats
Benji! You have a big dick!
by loddy77 November 09, 2014
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Some one who is irresponsible and tends to do things with out thinking twice about it, they have a funny personality and makes people laugh a lot this person can make your day when you are down
by Anonymous230 July 26, 2011
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Allot of "Dead Heads" would hide a "Benji" somewhere on their person for bail money or for emergencies.
"Travelin' Matt had a benji stitched under a patch on his pants for emergencies."
"Travelin' Matt had a benji stitched under a patch on his pants for emergencies."
by Captian trips February 19, 2007