Adjective: The act of being on a bender.

one who bends ankles during the 2 laps

A phrase for one who is incompetent or inexperienced at hockey. The word is believed to originate from American high school hockey, and has spread into mainstream culture to describe anyone who is unskilled at an activity. The Canadian phrase hoser also has a similar meaning in youth sports.
Atonym: dangle

A strict grading, hard bargained, beer-bellied, red-faced alcoholic that enjoys masturbating with their bent leg while they are trapped in a 70's themed station wagon reciting war stories that they weren't in. All while they are thinking about U.S. history.

1. Something that bends something eg pipes
2. A brown-nosing, arse licking, bum boy, cock-loving, up-the-wrong'un, pussy-hating gayboy

a homosexual male (in British slang)

when you get mind blowingly drunk for a period of three or more days.