1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!
by ..WiL May 21, 2005
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A person who can manipulate one or all of the four elements; Water, Fire, Earth, or Air.
Aang was the only bender still alive who can bend air.
by Eedeh December 16, 2010
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An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.

The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.

operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
"I'M ON A BENDER I NEED A BEER!"
by LP0 February 21, 2010
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A robot that is from the year 3010, and is smart/stupid and his most famous is either "Bite my shiny metal ass" and "Yup, we're boned."
Fry: *large gasp* Who r u?!
bender: Yur mama
by A_Bi_Legend November 12, 2020
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one who lacks the ability to skate during an ice hockey game. one who bends at the skates while playing hockey. hall way status if you will.
harry shaw- indiana jr.ice. damn harry shaw is a bender
by Scott Crowther November 24, 2007
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the alcaholic, chain-smoking, cleptomaniac bending robot on Futurama. Best pal of Fry the Solid, him and fry get into all kinds of crazy trouble.
"Kiss my shiney metal ass!"
by Matt Hill March 29, 2005
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