Gas prices are going up again! Bend over, SUV drivers!

bend over bitch

The prisoners of Alcatraz fear to bend over, so many people trip on the many dropped soaps upon the tiles of the shower floor.

My fellow Americans, bend over, as we are literately screwed.

Mary woke up to a choking sensation. She was lying down, so she proceeded to get up. She felt her neck being tugged, a collar attached to a bed frame. She was naked and ball gagged. She then saw a drunk man enter the room. He stripped down and pulled her out of the cum soaked bed. She fell on the floor, cold with semen.

“B-bend over bitch!” he drunkenly said. She was bent over forceably and she felt a dick penetrate her ass. It hurt and she felt it tear. He kept thrusting and thrusting until it bled. He had cummed in her ass and she felt the juices squish around. He left the room.

Mary almost caught her breath when three other guys walked in. Then it all hit her at once. The first guy stuck his dick in her ass, the second in her cunt, and the third titty-fucked her. She felt the ball-gag being squishy but then realised it had been replaced with a dick. When they left, she felt a buttplug and a vibratory enter her. She cummed ten times that night.

Example 1

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Way to let that guy take your seat. You really bent over

Example 2

Guy 1 to Guy 2: You just gave up another touchdown.
Guy 3: You're really bending over