A crappy little city between Austin and Waco that most people have never heard of, though anyone that has ever driven on I-H35 in Texas has probably stopped there to get gas and take a shit.
Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.
Inhabited by bros and the kind of people you see at Wal-Mart. Its only redeeming quality is that it's a bastion of Republican support.
by Richard Cheddar July 6, 2008
A rural city in central Texas where there is nothing but Friday night football games and the weekly livestock show. The high school football team has an idiot for a coach, as he thinks lifting weights 3X a day will make the team win which doesn't work at all, but he has not figured that out yet.
John: Hey, do you want to go to the Belton football game this Friday night?
Aaron: No way fag, that coach is a blumkin head.
Aaron: No way fag, that coach is a blumkin head.
by txredwingfan February 17, 2009
a town in North-Western South Carolina. Population includes rednecks, upper-middle class families, phony "gangsta"'s and other typical bible-belt inhabitants.
by siles420 June 19, 2011
by Lanne MacBeth January 13, 2009
Person 2: ‘Hey yo that guys neck looks like it’s 500 feet’
Person 1: ‘Yeah bro, must me a Mr Belton’
Person 1: ‘Yeah bro, must me a Mr Belton’
by Long Neck Masterr April 29, 2020
The alter ego of a Warringtonian creative producer. Do not get a Bis Belton too hot or he'll slap you.
(Can make some alright gear and banter)
(Can make some alright gear and banter)
Bis Belton
by ActualWitness October 17, 2016
by Gyp612 May 20, 2016