A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.
"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
by GREER9000 November 28, 2019
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When your at a truck stop using the bathroom and hear a truck driver in a stall undoing his pants and the belt buckle hits the floor before he sits down to take a shit.
Dude! I went in to wash my hands at the truck stop and heard truckers Droppin Belts stanky style!
by Gar Grim September 09, 2021
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gay boy that likes john oz’s dick but also likes grace smiths armpits.
you like grace smiths armpits? wow you’re such an elias belt
by nicedicksucker6666 February 25, 2019
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When you bouta craft a belt because the minecraft ppl are acting like kids
Giant Ph1ilza's crafting a belt!
by VerdantWyvern April 08, 2021
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When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.
Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”
by Xiaoweirdnigga December 30, 2017
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This is a sexual act involving a menstruating female having intercourse with a male. This act leaves behind a circular stamp on the male's member entitled a "crimson belt".

Ref: Chocolate belt
Dude! She totally gave me a crimson belt!
by Blueman0000 January 08, 2011
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The belt-like portion of someones mid-section that shows when a fat person wears a shirt/top that is way too small for them. The exposed skin is about 2 inches wide and goes all the way around the body like a belt.
Dude, that guy needs to stop wearing a medium when he should be wearing an extra large, his flesh belt is gross!
by Mega-Mott June 29, 2011
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