Urban Dictionary: belt it

belt

innuendo for penis

Person 1: "I beat my child with my belt last night for misbehaving"
Person 2: "What the fuck?"

by MikeyBot3000 November 03, 2020

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The Belt

A great force only to be used by parents.

Billy's Mom: Why did I find PornHub on your search history?

Billy: M-mom-

Billy's Mom: HENRY GET THE BELT

by xx.Heidi.xx May 03, 2021

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belted

The state of mind of an individual who has intentionally or unintentionally swallowed, smoked, snorted or shelved one too many illicit substances. Usually related to the state of mind reached after a person's 5th or 6th ecstasy tablet where rational thoughts no longer exist and unrelated tangents of conversation flow whilst sporting a stupid grin.

Man have you spoken to Daz since he shelved those last 2 pills? He's belted!

by Captain Bender Baz September 14, 2006

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belt

something that gets in my damn way!

Goddamn it girl, your belt's always in the way, I may have to teach you a lesson

by Brandon August 30, 2004

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The Belt

Rule 5 for above, if any of the participants is in a relationship, he/she must have the permission of his/her partner.

My buddy got two girls at once, but he doesn't get the belt because he was cheating on his girlfriend to do it. We're still in the running!

by num1dgen February 02, 2009