That Kev is a complete belmet

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

.....Ooh, I caught my belmet on the fence as I hopped nakedly through next doors garden.

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

Girl #1: My boobs aren't adequately protected :(

Girl #2: WEAR BELMETS AND ULL LOOK COOL WHILE RECEIVING ULTIMATE PROTECTION :)

Girl #1: gee thanks! my life is now complete!

Look at that tosser in his muscle vest and his nipples on show,,,, what a complete Belmet