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The act of a particularly thicc homosapien, with either double X or X Y chromosomes using their belly rolls to wrap around and squeeze the male genitalia
Woman 1: insert name here said I couldn’t give much of a boob job
Woman 2: Calm down at least you can give a gosh darn good bellyjob
Woman 2: Calm down at least you can give a gosh darn good bellyjob
by Mark Succerburg June 08, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A fat girl uses her bellybutton to hump the tip of a penis. After finishing, the girl takes her finger, acquires some of the splooge, and gives you a milk mustache.
by iamthehulk December 08, 2010
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The act of a horizontally gifted woman (or man) tossing one off utilising her rolls of frankly disgusting fatty matter. Alternatively, a fat bitch making you cum using her rolls of flab.
"Oi bitch, belly job, now!"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"
"Your mum belly jobbed me last night"
"Where does the cum go in a belly job?"
by Julia Thebellyjobqueen July 29, 2008