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To attack or greet someone with a protuberance of stomach. Must be pre-announced with a shout of "BELLY BOUNCE!" and to be truly authentic, be answered post-BB with the sweet slinkiness of a "Ling-Long-Ling...". Originating from the Russell Brand Podcast March 2015. Adopted by MMAS. Never a replacement for Pin-Pinnery.
by CKHH April 20, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The act of buffeting a nosey old bitch away from your front garden with your sizable gut. The blow can be imparted with a forward thrust or with a devastating sideswipe.
The manœuvre necessitates the cry "belly bounce" and to any other party who hears it must respond with "ling long ling".
The manœuvre necessitates the cry "belly bounce" and to any other party who hears it must respond with "ling long ling".
"What happened with that lady in your garden?"
"Oh that shit-stirrer? I gave her a belly bounce, I belly bounced her right out my garden"
"Ling long ling!"
"Oh that shit-stirrer? I gave her a belly bounce, I belly bounced her right out my garden"
"Ling long ling!"
by ImDarkerThanYou April 20, 2015