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Ma Bell.
One of Canada's largest telecommunications companies.
At some point in your service with Bell, be prepared to have at least one massive screwup with your account. Also, please don't call and repeat your story multiple times. They understood you the first time.
No, not every female agent you speak to is Emily. We do not sound like the automated system, stop screaming at us as though we are.
"I have phone service with Bell Canada. They charged me $99 to install a jack!"

"Bell Canada supplies my internet; they're throttling the speed so I can't download at optimum speed."

"I HATE /&?$*&)"$)*&/$ BELL CANADA"
by queenofhearts87 October 15, 2008
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
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Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.
Bell Canada wanted to charge me to remove their internet equipment.
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