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A surprise jiz, particularly in the face or neck region, a surprise pearl necklace.
A sparkling surprise jiz on the chest or milkmaids.
A sparkling surprise jiz on the chest or milkmaids.
"bejizzelled my girlfriend for the first time last night, it was epic" guy
"jiz everywhere she got bejizzelled, what can I say" guy
"Bejizzelled again....damnit now I need to wash my hair, but it was fun" girl
"jiz everywhere she got bejizzelled, what can I say" guy
"Bejizzelled again....damnit now I need to wash my hair, but it was fun" girl
by Sniper_seven March 02, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018