Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Female Genitals (Vagina). it is the opposite to 'Jeb'
Oh my god, Kevin you're a bej
by Jimdrummer September 10, 2006
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Alternative name for SEX.

Or name for something that is or feels pleasurable or amazing.
GUY: "Dude, I haven't had some B.E.J. in forever"

or

GUY: "Ay homie, that girl was soo B.E.J."
OTHER GUY: "Damn, I feel ya bro."
by Bvboom November 10, 2010
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Bej is a humanoid bulldog that is a god in sum cultures, and isn't widespread yet. The culture just happens to be named Bej, along with its main, and only God.Sum joke that this foreign god is the reason that your texts autocorrect, but he is.
Random guy: heyj what'sj upj?

Random guy: whyj isj myj autocorrectj actingj weirdj

Random girl: thisj isj certainly aj workj ofj Bej
by hamburgers are not drama January 20, 2018
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