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Popular music, so mundane, mediocre and unoriginal that it becomes offensive, inducing temporary fits of rage, nausea; and in some cases, total mental breakdown. Typically found in most of today's official top 40 chart, but has had a strong following since boring people started making music.
ED - "Have you heard what the number one selling album of 2014 was?"
RICHARD - "Yea, absolute beige-core. I'd rather stand up for a week, watching wet beige paint stay wet, then throw myself into a massive fucking can of beige paint than listen to any of that shit."
ED - "I quite liked it."
RICHARD - "Fuck you."
RICHARD - "Yea, absolute beige-core. I'd rather stand up for a week, watching wet beige paint stay wet, then throw myself into a massive fucking can of beige paint than listen to any of that shit."
ED - "I quite liked it."
RICHARD - "Fuck you."
by Perry J September 01, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011