a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.
Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
by neilandbeatrice October 31, 2010
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.
Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
by neilandbeatrice October 31, 2010
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

