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a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.
Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!

Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!

Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.

Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
by neilandbeatrice October 31, 2010
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a douchebag who thinks he's the shit and spends most of his time trying to hook up with girls who are out of his league. This fucktard will probably have a connection to some sort of Canadian small town hockey team, whether as a team member or a groupie. He'll ignore the inboxes and texts of perfectly nice, wholesome girls he actually has a chance with, get drunk and wake up in ditches, and usually have a freakishly small pocket rocket.
Dude 1: dude! I have a feeling I'm gonna score with (chick name) tonight!
Dude 2: but she's already rejected you three times! Why don't you just ask (other chick name) out instead? She totally wants to schlample you!
Dude 1: no way shes a total fanny annie.
Dude 2: you're such a begouch!
by neilandbeatrice October 31, 2010
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