"Could you pass me a begel?"

"You mean a bagel?"

Phil knew he should do his begels before Rob came by for his visit.

Since, we only have bagels and eggs I'm going to make a begel for breakfast.

Oh my daddy mark really wrecked my bussy last night, I’m gonna need to do my begels to get it ready for him again!

To help with the anxiety of going to prison, the man performed sets of begels on the bus.

Did you do your begels today

I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle.