fat touchy thighs

to be the lamest one in a group and be the end of all the gay joke, even though you have a girlfriend and the only one who has be laid and just to waiting to bring a gun to school and say hello

offensive version of beever, usually pointing out one's teeth

Kinda like a beaver but nothing like it a rare last name

to be the cool kid in a bad situation

to be a hairy beever

An unemployed clown who can no longer afford clown make-up. Spends his days and nights playing scrabble on the internet. He only wears football shirts and shell-suits.

a person who has extremely large buck teeth resembling that of a beever; other characteristics include being everyone's bitch, sucking a lot of cock, losing one ski, and talks about Real Madrid all of the time.