A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.
If you see a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle run for your fucking life!
by J4or August 06, 2015
Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 12, 2011
A person who's genetic makeup contains the DNA of both a human and a beetle, causing them to mutate and be a general jackass
by I got no pants April 20, 2003
"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"
and
Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"
Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"
and
Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"
Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"
by les misanthrope November 20, 2012
Possibly, and quite probably, the best car ever built. Superior to every other car, especially anything made by saab.
someone: yo is that a 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
me: yezir
every female within a 50 mile radius: please take me for a ride in your 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
me: yezir
every female within a 50 mile radius: please take me for a ride in your 1973 Volkswagen Beetle Super Bug
by cruster duster March 03, 2021
by Hairy Milk Beetle February 27, 2021