phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

In other words "she's a 2 @ 10 and a 10 @ 2"

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.

Imaginary optical aids through which ugly women begin to appear attractive after you have drunk too much beer.

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

See coyote ugly