phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
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When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.
"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."
by the devil made me do it January 21, 2003
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An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.
The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.
by Light Joker January 29, 2005
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It's when you get so drunk that everything starts to look good.

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You slept with that chick? Damn, you must have been wearing your beer goggles that night.
by Creamy Beaver July 06, 2004
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the effect that alcohol(particularly large volumes of beer) has in rendering a person who would one would ordinarily regard as unattractive as sexually alluring.
Even with the beer goggles on, she was still remarkably plain.
by ponsford July 23, 2006
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An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.
dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.
by PK811 August 05, 2006
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An accessory men often wear when attending certain social functions, such as weddings, nightclubs, cruiseship discotechs and other vacation spots.

While beer goggles are great fun to wear at parties, men usually make the mistake of taking them off in the morning after waking up with the previous nights' score.
Does anyone really need an example?!?
by I don't like crunk August 28, 2004
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