a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.

Funnel with a tube attached and if highly advanced, has a ball valve at the end to close when beer is gone and only foam remains...

MAGICAL!!!!!!
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a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer

An ingenious invention designed to consume a beverage at a high rate of speed.

A device made for the express reason of drinking mass quantities of beer quickly. Most easily created using a two-liter bottle and 24 inches of rubber hose. Cut the bottle in half and attach the hose to the neck of the bottle with duct tape. This way, one can pour in many beers at once, and also mark off the levels of the successful beer bongs. No need to "trap the foam off": just drink 'til the foam comes, and then blow it out.