You: Man I have MAD BEER SHITS...I need to find a crapper RIGHT NOW!
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.
Oh fuck there it goes!
Girls: Ewww that's the grodiest thing I've ever seen! You're not tapping this ass tonight!
You: Fuck.
by Nick D February 8, 2003
black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the anus when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.
"man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night... i keep going to the bathroom because i've got the beer shits. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants."
by chopstik rick March 8, 2006
Taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer shit is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.
I wouldnt use the top floor loos, Rhys has taken a momentous beer shit in there!He was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.
by Microphone February 7, 2006
The odd and often smelly bowel movements formed from a night of heavy drinking. Most beer shits are water based aqueous fluids. College students are particularly susceptible to this occurance.
Student #1- "Dude, I gotta go home."
Student #2- "Why, man?"
Student #1- "I gotta shit sooo bad."
Student #2- "There's a bathroom right there, just use that one."
Student #1- "No, dude; this isn't just any shit, I drank waaay too much last night I'm about to lay down a beer shit."
Student #2- "Why, man?"
Student #1- "I gotta shit sooo bad."
Student #2- "There's a bathroom right there, just use that one."
Student #1- "No, dude; this isn't just any shit, I drank waaay too much last night I'm about to lay down a beer shit."
by tleoxnagshorn September 26, 2009
The beer shit- This is when a person has a good ole session on the booze and gets home goes to sleep, wakes up and feels his her stomach aching, and cannot move cuz they are fucked from the night b4, but eventualy have to and run to the toilet, and SPLASH that nasty smelly lil fucker will be in that pan b4 you know it followed by watery shit and a few jack daniels stinking farts and stomach wrenching, best bet stay there for a good 15 mins let it all out,because it will come again during that day :/ you may find you will get a burning feeling on ur ass and ya do not wana sit down after for a while. that is a beer shit.
by DEVILSDRINKING555 January 31, 2010
Describes the inexplicable phenomena, wherein an unimaginably large bowel movement must occur during the morning hours after a night of consuming lots of alcohol..
My boyfriend is taking a beer shit right now at work. Good thing he works in the hospital so that he can blame the smell on those around him.
by Julie M. February 24, 2006
noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.
-"Dude, how was last night, man?!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!"
-"Never mind last night bro, I had the worst beer shits this morning!"
by Adam Fle February 25, 2008