An invisible article of clothing that appears when you've had a lot of beer to prevent you from getting cold. They're a figure of speech really, the point is just that if you're drunk enough that you don't feel the least bit cold no matter where you are, you're sporting some serious beermuffs.
When Nate was about to leave the party it dawned on him that he lived 2 miles away. And it was 3 am. And he had no car. And he was wearing shorts and a T-shirt. And it was January. And he lived in the northern part of Alaska. And there was a blizzard going on outside. He knew the only solution to this dilemma was to hop on that keg like a Tri Delt on a cake and fashion himself a good pair of beermuffs.
by Nick D November 03, 2003
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n. Mystical auratory additions which remove the necessity for sensiant conversation, and replace any understanding of people speaking to you with a garble mess, to which a derogatory response is necessitated by being stunningly pissed.
"Now, Frank, the oven's on and I'm off out with the girls; remember to feed the baby, check on the dinner and pay the car tax. Okay?"
"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"
"I FECKIN' LARVE YOOO, YOOO FACKIN' SEXY MINX"
by stouffer March 04, 2003
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Dude, did you see that guy who drank the whole kegger, he'll have beer muffs later on tonight!
Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!
Enough beer and you'll be diving like Jacques Cousteau!
by ArtofAwesome April 12, 2008
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The same as beer goggles but when a terrible band starts to sound good with more and more beer, or when girls with annoying voices start to sound more attractive. As well as jokes becoming funnier
by DugGlatt69 November 11, 2017
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An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 06, 2012
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Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013
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When you're drunk and find yourself dancing to top 40 songs that you normally hate. Similar to concept of beer goggles
by Marza305 March 13, 2014
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