by Gregster83 October 14, 2015
A popular party drinking ritual using a beer bong. The Mayan Beer Bong in its most common form consists of the partyer dropping their pants, inserting the beer bong tube into their anus, and proceeding to pour beer into the beer bong to achieve inebration rectally.
The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".
The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.
The Mayan Beer Bong is so named for the mesoamerican civization famous for their astronomical calendar, and infamous for pouring weird liquids into their butt to get fucked up. Cortez was once quoted as saying "Ew dude, gross".
The Mayan Beer Bong is popular amongst college kids, and may have originated at Washington University in St. Louis. Those guys are fucked up. The Mayan Beer Bong has gained notoriety in recent years due to the fatalities resulting from the act. The rectal consumption of alcohol leads to much faster absorption of alcohol, and as a result, a higher risk of alcohol poisoning. People also die from projectile vomiting their kidneys while watching that drunk ugly chick from chem lab pour beer into her butt.
"Bro, did you hear what Ted did last night"?
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".
"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...
"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".
"Naw bro, what did Ted do"?
"Bro, he did a Mayan Beer Bong".
"Awesome, bro"!
"Naw bro, Ted is dead".
"Uh-oh bro. That one's not for drinking. That one's for Mayan Beer Bongs"...
"I went to go visit Wash U and some guy showed me how to do a Mayan Beer Bong, screamed "SIGEPIC"!!, then proceeded to fuck a hot girl in the middle of the quad. I found out later that he was their dean. Wow those fucks party hard".
by MayanBeerBong33 April 10, 2009
A beer bong filled to the brim with natty boh and just when you thought it couldn't get better a solid serving of old bay is dashed across the top
by Baltimore's own August 9, 2012
by Sam Coho September 29, 2011
Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!
by mattyboyee November 7, 2008
by CELENA AND DANIELLE, HOE. July 11, 2008
"Beer before bong, that's just wrong"
Usually followed by "Bong before beer, you're in the clear"
This pair of phrases is given as a word of caution to people attempting to cross fade. It is based on the phenomenon in which people who consume alcohol before smoking weed tend to get sicker and puke, whereas those who smoke weed before drinking don't.
Usually followed by "Bong before beer, you're in the clear"
This pair of phrases is given as a word of caution to people attempting to cross fade. It is based on the phenomenon in which people who consume alcohol before smoking weed tend to get sicker and puke, whereas those who smoke weed before drinking don't.
"Whoa there, are you sure you want to smoke all that weed? You're already hammered."
"Yeah dude, i cross fade all the time"
"Beer before bong..."
"Huh?"
"Yeah dude, i cross fade all the time"
"Beer before bong..."
"Huh?"
by TFK! January 27, 2009