a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

Funnel with a tube attached and if highly advanced, has a ball valve at the end to close when beer is gone and only foam remains...

MAGICAL!!!!!!
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a funnel and a hose attached together in order to consume large quantities of beer

An ingenious invention designed to consume a beverage at a high rate of speed.

A device made for the express reason of drinking mass quantities of beer quickly. Most easily created using a two-liter bottle and 24 inches of rubber hose. Cut the bottle in half and attach the hose to the neck of the bottle with duct tape. This way, one can pour in many beers at once, and also mark off the levels of the successful beer bongs. No need to "trap the foam off": just drink 'til the foam comes, and then blow it out.