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beef folders (pl. noun) slang for unusually large or loose labia majora, especially those with abnormally dark coloration.
I was going to bang that cheerleader Jill but when I got down there her beef folders were so loose it made me wonder if the rest of the football team had already got in her panties tonight.
by Lawyer4theDefense August 29, 2011
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021